Very Short Funny Quotes About Life. If you were my wife Id drink it. We are going to be best friends forever besides you already know too much.
HAM AND EGGS A days work for a chicken. We only live once. Love For All Hatred For None.
Change the world by being yourself.
-John Wayne I love sleep. The only mystery in life is not about how you survive the storm its about how you dance in the rain. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. A lifetime commitment for a pig.